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slizzering

The act of two female reptilion bodies engaging in what is otherwise known as scissoring, hence the coined term "slizzering".
The two horny toads were in the mood, so they mounted eachother and rubbed their vagina's together; they slizzered, or were slizzering for lack of a better example.
by DevinP November 25, 2010
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slizzered

A portmanteau of 'sleazy' and 'plastered.'

The state of being intoxicated with the intention to creep.
Did you see Jersey Shore last night? Snooki got slizzered at the club and took home a grenade.
by Mary Theroux March 22, 2011
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slozzed

Refers to being so drunk you are out of control of your body. You generally remember nothing the next morning, as though it never happened. Next level drunk.
"Omg Lauren you were slozzed last night!"
"I know right, I don't remember anything!"
by Slozzylozzy December 10, 2013
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Skizzed

stoned and or drunk
woah, I'm totally skizzed right now.
by Meredith February 8, 2004
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slizzers

Yo, I was listening to that "like A G6" song and thought they were saying "when we drink we do it right getting slizzers." but they weren't. so I looked it up on urban dictionary and "slizzers" was not defined. So I defined it as "paper cuts on your dick." which makes the song better
by Jizzfactorychoclatewangstar October 29, 2010
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swizzed (to feel)

Basically means 'to feel cheated'. Has a strong element of the subject (by whom is swizzed) being cheap / nasty / predictable / boring
'I feel totally swizzed by that poxy night out with those generic, brainless mongs.' Usually gay men, in my case.
by Graham November 24, 2003
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Slizzerican

The ligma star cluster L1-41DS, lies a planet uniquely named Gargolon where a mass of land creates the most beautiful speices of women. Slizzarico. Namely, the slizzericans genotype has been rumored to be the most beautiful creatures to roam the galaxy.
Alien life form 1: if my calculations are correct, this is where the slizzericans inhabit.

Alien form 2: why don't you recover a sample to make sure

Alien life form 1: you are correct, I shall do as you ask.

Alien life form 2: so go over to that hot piece of tail and buy it a drink.

Alien life form 1: I'm a balding loser, no slizzerican ever would date me.

Alien life form 2: Well shit dawg, can't argue facts my big eyed 12 handed anthropd fiendish friend. Let's go home my guy.
by 6 bohrillion December 4, 2018
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