slab

Terminology for a large penis or chubby piece of "cock meat"
Did you here? Jordan has massive slab.
by big daddy bastad February 23, 2010
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i'l just head down to the pub and pick up a slab then we can all get trashed.
by 1010011010 July 01, 2007
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Mobile communication device shaped like a flat rectangle of technology, usually called a 'cell phone', despite its phone function now being augmented with one or more of the following: SMS 'texting' device, emailer, web browser, camera, camcorder, calendar, notepad, alarm clock, GPS navigator and/or a panoply of other 'apps' thus making it seem quaint to call it a mere 'phone'.
Wouldn't you know, I left the damn slab at home again--and my interview is in an hour...or was it two hours? and now I can't even remember the address I was supposed to show up at, either.
by psychaotic April 21, 2011
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A slab is a FUCKING HUGE American car from the late '60s-late '80s like a 66 Impala, 70 Cutlass, 77 Eldo, 82 Fleetwood, 88 Grand Marquis etc. Just a giant "slab" of metal on which you can floss your Vogues or Triple Gold Daytons. Probably the finest examples are late '70s Lacs.
If you believe in slabs, lets get it on (Big T, "Candy on Chrome")
by See Daytons, Vogues, etc. June 09, 2003
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A female, usually young, who expresses the characteristics of a slut.

To put it simply;
A slab=a skank
What the hell, Kelly is such a nutgobbling slab , did you hear what she did at that party?
by SillyFannyBananaPants February 02, 2011
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definition: Slow low and Bangen, used to refer to a tricked out car.
Let's jump in my slab and roll down to Joe's place.
by J-ss January 14, 2007
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A 24-pack of beer, in cans or bottles or varying sizes (throw-downs, stubbies, cannies, longies), also see carton.
"Wanna go halves in a slab o' New?"
"Fucken oath it's beer o'clock"
by HEMI April 29, 2003
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