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To talk but make no sense, to 'talk shit'.
To drink or eat something.
What you slabbering about? Quit your slabbers. Slabber that down you!
slabber by Croft Dale January 28, 2008
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slabberwash 

Wash as in cash. Scottish comedy vernacular describing cunnilingus, with particular emphasis on the moisture caught and remaining on the face of the person administering the act.
"Widne mind a slabberwash affae that we ride."
slabberwash by dave_moodiesburn March 31, 2014
(pronounced: SHAH-bud)

Also: shaba’d, shabba’d, shabbaba’d, and shabba babba’d

Getting fucked over so royally you don't even realize the severity of how badly your being fucked over and joke that you're getting shabbed while being shabbed, made that much worse by your lack of insight and compounded continuously by virtue of the ignorance of the skyrocketing severity level of how badly shabbed you're getting fucked into.

(it becomes an infinite loop of vicious cycles, each exponentiating the impact of the previous to the point of becoming suicidal, but ultimately you laugh it off with “wow, I got fucken shabbed”)

E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim..."

one: "...fuck in shabbed."
E.g. (For example),

one: "that dude looks like he's just been fucken shabbed; poor fucken guy :("

two: "forgettem, his fucked in, shabbed out. Dye on hiz own denim pact his colon..."

one: "...fuckin shabbed."
Shabbed by Ken1plus2 May 4, 2018
To get some good head

Kinda like in the song where it goes slob on my knob
You’re gonna get slobbed.

She slobbed me in my car dude.
Slobbed by Eve Whalen June 25, 2018

Slabbergasted 

When you’re eating ass and it’s so wet and sloppy that you have an inner orgasm
Baby you ass is getting me Slabbergasted... come here!”
When a cotton swab is inserted up your nose for medical testing (the rona).
Bro, I just got swabbed. I swear that swab touched my brain

Yo! I heard you got swabbed last week! You got the Kung flu?
Swabbed by REKTASAUROUS July 20, 2020