Szymon Kucharski

Pojeb. Zwykły skurwesyn. Jest głuchy i ma cztery jajca na czole.

A-"Ale ten gościu jest debilem"
B-"Można powiedzieć, że jest z niego Szymon Kucharski"

by Dytakt February 16, 2018

SkyBoner

A hardening of the male genitalia that occurs when the video game The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim is mentioned. It is usually followed by dragon shaped ejaculation flying out of the subject's penis hole.

Richard heard us talking about duel wieling in Skyim and got an enormous SkyBoner.

by Rock star from mars November 10, 2011

Skymonk

Skymonk has a ugly hair and a uglyer face. He goes OOF OOF every time he wants food. He thinks he tough but he is a pussy ass nigger. He has a girl with a boy name so he is a gay fag. But is actually really lit

Skymonk just asked his 2 month old sister to get him noodles. Someone call the doctor again

by Acebill July 8, 2019

soymon

An effeminate male, typically under 18, whose name is Simon.

Man, he's acting like such a soymon today.

by WeebTheyCallMe March 8, 2019

symonite

a gullible viewer of live-streaming broadcasters who sends money to fund a broadcasters

Periscope is so full of symonites that people fear broadcasting on the platform will make them look like a low-life beggar.

by PeriscopePolice May 14, 2019

skyzone balls

Skyzone balls is when you shave your ballsack and start jumping on the trampolines at skyzone, and it performs a loud clapping sound.

“When I was at skyzone, I was jumping and everyone heard my skyzone balls!”

by BumHole69420 February 20, 2022

pulling a saymon

when a senior likes a freshman and tries to justify it

damn ur 18 going for freshman ur pulling a saymon rn

by Lilshiz5563 March 18, 2022