Szymon

Common Polish christian name, given to newborns with remarkably over-sized penises

GOD DAMN!!! Look at his third leg - He's an SZYMON

by TheLegend888 February 08, 2018

Szymon

Nice kid he likes to masturbate. He is hilarious and is very good in bed. Trust me I know. Once you meet him you will like him ;)

Girl 1: omg it's Szymon

Girl 2: omg i want him to cum inside me

by Lil Kayzee October 29, 2018

Szymon

A polish asshole. Also a simp.

Gotdamn that Szymon. He always is trying to mess with someone.

by KAYDUBZZ March 31, 2020

Szymon

Szymon really weird ginger kid, loves to work hard for free and drag about no money....

THAT SZYMON GINGER KID IS WEIRD

by THAT_LEGIT_RANDOM_BEST_GUY July 12, 2018

Szymon

A polish man who is double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon and has ginormous mommy mikers that can scare off even the most persistent of infants.

Szymon my guy

by KingOfJays July 26, 2021

Szymon

Gay human being with all desires to fuck their siblings in all ways possible. They also seem intelligent but in fact they are very retarded in fact.

Szymon stared menacingly with all intent at his sister

by I Own 700 Niggers November 29, 2021

szymon

szymon...short for Semen. He is funny and can never be serious. Loves to be random..and mostly RANDOM! very good friends if you get to know Szymon...he can be your best friend and sometimes stuck in the friend zone. But you better fall in love with Szymon cause he might be the only one. Warning...he can be mad over nothing and he can bite!! :D

szymon

by bubbbaaa December 02, 2013