Pee Skis

When a man gets up in the morning to urinate after a night of sexual intercourse or masturbation and the urine goes opposite ways not hitting the toilet bowl but the wall, floor, or trash can.

Kurt Warner: Dude, when I used the John, I had a pair of "Pee Skis" !!(Throws touch down.)

Gary Busey: Go clean it up you fuckin' asshole !! And quit whackin' off in my house !!

by Shaners iroc April 22, 2010

skishing

A predicament of overt moistness when a lady finds herself in a state of extreme sexual arousal. For example; Fanny slaver, when a lady moistens, gushing.

Gary Barlow + Michael Buble = me skishing everywhere

Ere she just skished all over

Owauy, that Teesside minge king just skished

by Bucketfullofjizzpouritoverliz January 4, 2012

Skison

Ski season, winter.

Summer is cool and all, but I'm ready for the skison already.

by dalph September 23, 2011

skiss

A skin kiss. When two people, who are inextricably spiritually & physically connected, touch skin-to-skin, they skiss, resulting in an electrifying feeling.

i touched skin with my soulmate last night... a beautiful skiss..... electrfying.... life-changing.... like i was on drugs....

by ohio_is_for_lovers_ March 11, 2021

skaiste

Kawaiii, the girls holding this name are usually very cute. They're usually shy at first but are the funniest and cutest when you get to know them. If you meet a Skaiste, don't miss your chance and become friends with her immediantly!

"Is that skaiste?".
"yeah".
"she is so cute!".
"I know right!".

by eyygurl January 7, 2018

skrask

fat ass kid that eats chips all day and talks about windows 7 and old roblox all the time and is also in a relationship with a weirdo also loves to talk about jellyfish

skrask you forgot to put on your classic mode

by Assholemcgee2222 October 27, 2021

Skressed

When you have so much going on in your life and you are overwhelmed and tired.

Y'all I'm so skressed! I got work, school and folks getting on my nerves.

by ForeverSkressed July 30, 2017