greasing the skids

To consume some type of food or medication in order to unclog a constipated keester such as coffee, prune juice or a greasey steak sandwich.

That correctol I slipped into grandpa's prune juice was just what the docta ordered for greasing the skids! Now he has skid marks that could make all the residents of Shartlesville envioius.

by Tenacious Faulker March 28, 2009

skidsophrenia

A hacking disorder in which a hacker hacks too "hard" leading into a breakdown in which his thoughts, emotions, and behavior go on a hacking frenzy.

"hey dudeeee... that guy I think has skidsophrenia.. such a skiddddd"

by MCLegend May 13, 2014

Skissue

Skill issue shortened

Your family died in a fire? Sounds like a skissue to me

by baller42652+02 June 12, 2023

caela and skips

theyd be a cute couple bruh just be together alr

bruh caela and skips would look so cute together

by cxlae November 4, 2021

bologna skins

cheapest tires you can get, thinnest walls and tread

just throw some bologna skins on that old womans car she never drives

by Joey56 May 11, 2008

Skissors

A better way of pronouncing scissors

Bill: hand me the skissors

Jeffer: sure thing mate

by Skissors man February 22, 2020

Beat the skins

The act of playing drums

Yo dude, ima gonna beat the skins in my band on stage tonight

by rubberjetski June 3, 2011