skelescope

to scope out an anorexic looking person.

guy 1: hey. skelescope that chick.
guy 2: woh! dude, she looks like she hasnt eaten in a month! gross!

by kmt1210 April 1, 2008

Speces

The mixture of sperm and feces during anal sex.

She got pink eye when he pulled out of her butt and shot speces in her eyes

by Regmudafuka November 5, 2020

smeces

a combination of the words smelly and feces

I just dropped a smeces.

by Smecal Matter January 14, 2006

skeeser

Someone who embeds themselves into others lives, pathetically claiming friendship and uses those people for his/her own benefit

John only wants to hang out with D and not Wes because D has a car and Wes does not. But neither of them want to hang out with him anyways, John is such a skeeser.

by Waffles16 February 3, 2006

skeesh

Wrinkled, something can be skeeshed
derived from baby talk.

Damn, that old man is skeeshed!

by Kill you October 28, 2004

Skeeshur

Acute onset of convulsions usually attributable to epilepsy.

We was in church when da Holy Ghost gave him a skeeshur.

by Sha Grif Grif September 24, 2003

Skeester

Women, when they are being so damn trivial! They never know what it is that they want, and/or they just do some shit you dont agree with. This makes them a skeester.

Bob: "Damn, my girlfriend is such a skeester!"

John: "Why what did she do, now?"

Ben: "She told me she wanted a quick f*ck, and i laid down the business. Then after, she said it was so intimate that we made love. I said it was just a quick f*ck, and now we're on a break."

John: "Dumb ass skeester."

by MrszCannon June 14, 2010