skrimpz

food tha cost mad money or tha smell of a girl stank puzzy

i wanna eat me sum skrimpz
yo tha gurl puzsy smelln skrimp son

by J tha pimp dada J kar mel bay bay pimp July 3, 2003

Skrimp

This is the way black people from urban areas pronounce the word "shrimp".

"Ay nigga, lemme git summadat skrimp!"

by Birdman mcdonell March 20, 2009

skrimpfest

The party beyond all parties. Probably the most awesome event on the planet. Skrimpfest usually happens somewhere in Southeast Asia.

Jay Z: Yo, Jack! Are you going to Skrimpfest next week?

Jack Johnson: Fuck yeah, dude! I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to Bali for a few days and then I’ll catch a flight up there.

Jay Z: Tight! See you there, bro!

by Stoned publishing June 22, 2020

Skrimpy

means beautiful, amazing, cute, hot, dumb, dumbass, not smart, csnt drink properly, csnt spel

Ashe is very skrimpy.

by lmaogaysevenig July 31, 2020

skrimpin

A general verb used for any situation along the lines of chilling, hanging out etc.

Ayo! We big skrimpin!

by sAlo5 March 23, 2021

Scrimple

(adj) To be economical, frugal, or smart with your money.

(v) To save money; to get a great deal

"John uses lots of coupons--he's pretty scrimple."

"Scrimple that store, yo. Get the deal. Get the coupon."

by Matt A.* December 14, 2008

Skrimpin'

When you're fucking a chick in the ass (no lubrication; it needs to be raw and skrimpy), and squirt your man-plankton in her poo tunnel. Then, you suck that shit right out and make yourself a goddamn gumbo.

Fun Tips:
1. Use something novel to extract the goo. Crazy straws are neat, but try using a paper towel roll or a bike pump for maximum skrimpage.
2. When Skrimpin', it's important to remember to tenderize the ass whilst getting one's grind on. The end Skrimp texture is important.
3. In the poop shoot, your skrimp juice meets and mingles with her poo. Therefore, make sure she's only been eating pineapple and bologna for the previous month, to ensure maximum freshness.

"Hey there anonymous casual-acquaintaince, the six of us are gonna go have buttsex and then get something to eat. you in?"

"No thanks... I just been Skrimpin' on bitches."

by your uncle's poopy figers March 3, 2009