soonest

As quickly as is reasonable.

(Business letter): "I will look into the issue and get back to you soonest."

by Bilham April 6, 2014

Drop Scone

A brutally rough bowel movement that feels like your ass is being ripped apart by shitting a long, dry, stale coffee shop scone. Typically induced from dehydration caused by a long night of excessive alcohol consumption.

Carl needed some Prep H after he busted a bloody roid. His drop scone split his ass open.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Cerebral Sconezy

When you drink an egregious amount of alcohol, smoke one bowl of weed and you transform into a state of temporary shaking in which you cannot control your movements or complete menial tasks.

Jimmy: Holy Sh*t! John drank so much tonight and now he’s smoking?

(5 min later)

Anthony: lol, look at John he’s shaking out of control

Jimmy: I knew he was going to go into cerebral sconezy

by hawkeye17 June 19, 2020

shonen ai

meaning literally "boy love" in japanese. it is a lot like yaoi, but not as hard core.
mostly depicting boys kissing or light making out.
shonen ai, as a medium usualy revolves around relationships and emotional situations, rather then the guy on guy sex.

"gravitation is such a cute shonen ai show! i cant wait for its release here!"

by Shinigami Dani July 18, 2003

Scones

Violated tits

Empty, deflated, horrible looking knockers

I find your scones offensive to my eyes

by Working Class Hero December 17, 2020

soner

a Turkish first name, meaning Last Hero or Last Soldier.

Soner is a really cool Turkish guy who lives in San Diego.

by sonerSD April 12, 2010

Shonen Knife

The kick-ass all-girl j-rock band hailing from Osaka Japan. They formed in 1982.

They like to describe themselves as "super-eccentric-pop-punk-cult-band-shonen-knife!".

by J.P. Richardson February 28, 2004