situation fabrication 

Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person

My gf asked

"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.

situation fabrication by XxxSFxxX September 14, 2016

situation vixen 

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.

"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"

situation vixen by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

situation creed 

bein all about workin out and gettin girls.

Beano follows the situation creed. You can either find him at the gym or creepin on girls.

situation creed by provider44 January 19, 2010

Situation Stipulation 

A situation that becomes void, due to unknown circumstances, which henders any normal action taking place there of.

"DUDE!...You were suppose to go on that double date with me, my girl, and her friend!"

"Nah dude...Situation Stipulation. You didnt tell me she was fat...AND I had to pay for her fat ass too!

Situation Stipulation by Pete187 November 26, 2007

Situation Desperation 

When one sees a familiar face,one who isn't very attractive, and feels slightly interested due to lack of company and more appealing others. Acting on these impulses isn't recommended, since you will likely regret your actions later.

Tom: Dude, I saw Beth in the same hotel I was staying at last night!

Keith: So what? You do anything?

Tom: Yeah, I asked her out, and she's not even that hot. Talk about Situation Desperation.

Situation Desperation by Mister Unsmiley April 19, 2009

situation starter 

some one who start things on purpose as a fight or shotout, or who gets things going

im a situation starter

situation starter by jamarieus May 8, 2009

situation room 

the restroom. Used when going to take a crap.

"Ya'll, I'll be in the situation room if ya need me!"

situation room by LuckyNumber7 May 6, 2006