The Silence

The Silence was a... wait, why was I typing this again?

Whats "The Silence"?

by GurrenUnplug June 19, 2013

Jay and Silent Bob

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next.

Love, Jay and Silent Bob.

by Joe (Tyrano) December 29, 2004

sibless

Only child, i.e. without bothers or sisters.
No siblings.

My "sibless" son is sometimes lonely without brothers or sisters.

by George Rouail October 15, 2010

silent laughter

When something is so funny, or you are in a state of such slap happiness, that regular laughter transforms into an almost silent and uncontrollable activity. Usually accompanied by tears, silent laughter is most likely the best kind of laughter. You have to make a conscious effort to remember to breathe as your lungs lose air fast in the process of silent laughing. Your ribs start to ache and you begin to wonder if you'll be physically able to take a deep breath before resorting to more silent laughter. Friends and family may laugh at you in this state, or they may be joining in right next to you. Concerned strangers will stare at you and seriously consider finding you help, or they may just hide you from their children.

After I mentioned an inside joke, I looked over to my friend who was doubled over with silent laughter.

by Blueshue July 12, 2014

silent but deadly

When a fart can be emitted so silently yet its strong enough to floor a rhino.

Eating a Meat-Lovers pizza gives you silent-but-deadly ass-gas.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

pregnant silence

The sort of silence you get when someone's fucked.

Alice: Okay, our final project's due tomorrow. Can I see your half?
Bob: ...I didn't do it.
*Pregnant silence*

by lukebn July 27, 2010

Lifetime of Silence, Behind the Green Door

This is a military patch originating from the 504th flight test squadron, operating out of Groom Dry Lake, and Los Alamos AFB. Most of these projects are classified, and bearers of this patch are prohibited from discussing their occupation, hence, "A Lifetime of Silence". In a 1930's novel and a 1980's pornographic film, they both have green doors that a character cannot gain access to. In addition, the military, and most banks, use green vaults. So, the Green Door could be referencing that there are secrets that the public dosen't have access too. The true meaning of this patch is currently classified, and most likely will not be declassified in our lifetimes.

A lifetime of silence, behind the green door is the motto of the 504th Flight Test Squadron...

by AFC. Stanoff October 22, 2012