SPANOS

A tapeworm that burrows itself into a turd, inherits a football team and runs it into the ground.

I hope my dog never gets a spanos.

by Athinaki August 10, 2021

sipatoise

a mixed drink with coke and bourbon

the party last night

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

spanogyny

A scarcity of women.

God, it's a spanogyny in here... a real sausage-fest.

by alteredcarbon58 January 29, 2009

simano

short for "si hermano" in spanish

Hablas español?
Simano

by profx.goat November 24, 2011

Spañoolish

Spanish English and Italian mixed together usually accompanied by an Italian wrist flick

Yo dude trey speaks spañoolish

by Clusterfuckshoe November 1, 2018

Spanontenance

A made up word that you tell people called Lauren and make her believe to be true. Used for any type of exclamation made as a response to an untrue statement.

That is absolute spanontenance!

by Lozza Evans September 25, 2021

giwrgos spanos

a person who is in medical school and can't beat hevidis at bjj

giwrgos spanos: hey hevidis wanna bjj?
hevidis: nah I beat you easily

by definitelyNotHevos February 8, 2023