Norman summerton

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".

I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!

by Brain bird January 28, 2022

Simpleton

noun: A person who lacks the capacity to think beyond simple thoughts, and masks his ignorance by reciting information he heard on CNBC's Mad Money with Jim Cramer. Often times, a simpleton will call another person a simpleton for no apparent reason other than to call that person a simpleton.

Synonym: Jose Lopez

Person A: "I don't think the iWatch will be a guaranteed best seller."
Person B: "You're such a simpleton."

by Splusm March 1, 2015

simpletonsimon

a clueless know it all

rodinoz alias is simpletonsimon

by emc October 27, 2003

SIMPLETON

A dumb f#@$ that has done too much s$#@ toady and is last name is some bull

s$@# name like adein

your a SIMPLETON

by dude pony 65 simon gewn alison April 13, 2020

Simpering Pantywaist

a small man-boy who smiles in a self-consious and silly manner

"Geekwad over there is a simpering pantywaist" said Biff, the bully.

by Anonymous March 21, 2003

simpleton

Picked up from a black and white movie,another term for a fool.Dub for a person that is known to or is about to do a stupid thing generally used sarcastically.

"Yeah, thats a really smart thing to do you f***ing Simpleton."

by Makne February 20, 2005

wimperton

A wimp; a coward; a pussy. Created by my father, Bob C.

"I don't want to go hide from cars," says little Sally.
"Quit being a wimperton," Bobby replied impatiently.

by Alana April 10, 2004