Discipline the Simian

Discipline like spank, and simian as "relating to an ape or monkey." So it's a fancy way of saying "spank the monkey"

Dave: "Yeah, I saw that guy, he looked pretty hot."

Chris: "Fuck yeah. Excuse me I think I need to go uh...discipline my simian if you know what I mean."

by Clint November 5, 2004

Simian Infernus

Scientific name (in binomial nomenclature) for the Thermomonkey.

The Thermomonkey, simian infernus, is a flying, flaming monkey.

by Simian Infernus July 17, 2009

similaic onomatopadjective

A part of speech that combines a simile(comparison using "like" or "as"), a onomatopoeia(word that imitates a sound), and an adjective(describes a noun). Relates a quality of something while denoting a sound associated with that thing.

"Wow, did you see that silver Corvette, it was like VROOM!" (VROOM would be the similaic onomatopadjective in this case)

by Roatha March 9, 2005

Simpdaddy

Simpdaddy is a term for a young man, usually with a hairy belly, that has blonde curly hair and a crooked nose. A simpdaddy typically thinks he is a 'sick cunt' and claims to consume copious amounts of alcohol, when in reality he is a light weight. Generally lacks intelligence and is no smarter then a star fish.

"Hey barra, Look at that guy over there, he looks like a real Simpdaddy!"

by big_dick_playa July 12, 2014

Samida

Samida is Girl name which means - "Gods Gift; Beautiful Listener"

According to the numerology value 2, Samida is Cooperative, adaptable, excellent partner, kind, balance, friendly, tactful and diplomatic.

Name Samida happen to be great friends . Generally, Samida doesn't like to stay alone. Samida can be very independent or extremely dependent on others. The numerology 2 makes Samida very emotional, and sensitive. Samida is very particular about partner in life.

Samida is a name of Arabic/ Muslims girls

by 01m November 23, 2021

Simica

Simicas are a gift from above , there sweet and humble ways will win hearts of anyone however the last thing you want is a Simica as your enemy. They are extremely intelligent and know what they want and they'll never settle for less . Simicas pride themselves on their loyalty aswell as they are very respectful . They only let people they trust into their lives so if they do dont break it !

Person A –Damn shes everything I want

Person B–Of course she is ,shes a Simica

by Kim naidoo November 23, 2021

simira

Bestest most beautiful partner , very cute, might be a little tiny

Y'know simira, she's hot
No you dense dumbass, They're hot.

by Unduegalaxy November 27, 2021