Swagnostic

The process one must under take to determine how much swagger an individual has.

Logan: Bro, how do we know that dude cool to hang?
Ryan: Yo man, just run a swagnostic.

by DinoLaurs October 7, 2018

Sexgnostic

The belief that your sex drive exist or doesn't exist, you're not sure

Guy1: Man, I just found out my girlfriend has been cheating on me.. But I wasn't so much into the sex anyways...

Guy2: oh my god, what a cheating hoe!
Guy1: Nawww, it's alright... I'm sexgnostic anyways...

by Hoel MD PhD December 13, 2018

Stagnostic

A person sharing the belief that at some point in life you're bound to become a stagnant individual that stops growing personally and emotionally and thus doesn't try to change in the first place.

Such a person usually has a grim and melancholic outlook on life.

A: What do you believe in?

B: Nothing, really. We're all bound to become mindless working drones at some point. We'll all stop growing up eventually. So you could call me a Stagnostic.

A: Dude...

by JamesHaphaxBaxter May 19, 2019

Dignostic

The art of the LAW CLERK searching through the esoteric gibberish of the ancient Judges and Jurists. See also: Dumpster Diver

The law clerk went on a dignostic hunt for a single word, which happened to be in a 150-year-old case issued by a trial court in Minnesota.

by Leland III December 20, 2023

snosticated

Suffering major cold symptoms, partcularly mucus in nose and throast (so full of snot)

Johnny was feeling well snosticated and had taken to bed until his symptoms remitted.

by Dr Johnny January 7, 2024

Scagnostic

- Semi christian agnostic.

- Semi or somewhat religious christian or even a cultural christian from species homo sapiens, a post-neanderthal, that lean towards agnosticism or christian agnosticism.

"She never took traditional religious beliefs seriously and some even branded her as scagnostic, because of her mixture of some christian beliefs / views and agnosticism mostly or often fueled by christian agnosticism.

by JYoona December 15, 2024

Sinosuicidophobia

The fear of witnessing an asian commit suicide

Can you kill yourself later? Josh has sinosuicidophobia

by FuckReformTorta February 3, 2025