Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!
Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"
Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"
by playmeganplay November 7, 2010
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I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know
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I was shwasted last night.
by Akmartin October 4, 2020
Get the Shwasted mug.a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).
Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED
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by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010
Get the Shwasted Shwednesday mug.The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.
"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"
"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"
"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"
by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011
Get the Shwasted Shaturday mug.Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.
Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.
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