Shwasted 

Being as wasted as Patrick Swayze is cool

Guy #1- Dude you were so shwasted at that party!

Guy #2- Yeah bro, I was all, "No one puts Baby in the corner!"

Shwasted by playmeganplay November 7, 2010

Shwasted 

When you're so wasted the rooms spinning and you call everybody in the room nigglets but youre alone

I was so shwasted last night I killed a prostitute or two . mom:nobody cares about hookers I would know

Shwasted by Akalordprettycampos May 18, 2016

Shwasted 

Word to describe when you’re beyond wasted.

I was shwasted last night.

Shwasted by Akmartin October 4, 2020

Shwasted 

a perfect blend of shit faced and wasted. a moment in time when one is so affected by alcohol it becomes impossible to keep your sanity (or dignity).

Sam: Wasn't Jane throwing up into a fireplace while dangling off a chandelier yesterday?
Tom: Oh yes, she was freakin SHWASTED

Shwasted by Unknown1002373 December 12, 2020

Shwasted Shwednesday

a day of the week when college students party to get over the hard times of a busy week

Shwasted shwednesday

Shwasted Shwednesday by anonymous college kid September 15, 2010

Shwasted Shaturday 

The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.

"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"

"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"

Shwasted Shaturday by Thomas Jefferson + Dabney December 7, 2011

White Girl Shwasted 

Initially, "White Girl Shwasted" was a term for A girl that was white...shitfaced...and incredibly wasted.
Now? It's a generic term for every frat bro, skater man, and party boy to drop. Label the girl that is the whitest, most shitfaced, and most wasted at your party your very own "White Girl Shwasted."
We've all been there. ...or seen someone go there.

Bro 1: Dude, do you see that girl over there?
Bro 2: The white girl with punch all over her white shirt, dancing like a fool?
Bro 1: Yeah. She's our White Girl Shwasted.
Bro 2: Word.

White Girl Shwasted by TattiG February 16, 2010