shemen

Female ejaculate.

Your girlfriend got shemen all over my couch!

by Groktacular April 8, 2010

Shuman

A person, typically a girl, that is extremely nice to you even though you do not deserve it.
Someone who exceeds your expectations.

Megan took care of my ankle when I injured it, she is a Shuman.

by JuggernautNW12 April 8, 2009

phil shuman

The reporter for Channel 11 Fox News, Los Angeles. Responsible for exposing Anonymous as Internet hate machines, encouraging viewers to buy a dog, and corrupting the first lols into lulz.

Phil Shuman: They call themselves Anonymous; they are hackers on steroids!

by Fenris January 14, 2008

Shmen

A shmen is defined as a a student who comes to IMSA while skipping their freshman year. The word "shmen" actually derives from the word "freshman" since these students are intended to be freshman. These students are typically intelligent yet lacking the social skills required to succeed on a campus setting. Generally, shmen only make up a small portion of each class. Shmen are looked upon as the lowest in the class system because they have not become fuly matured highschoolers, seeing as they skipped 9th grade. A pseudo-shmen is someone who previously skipped a grade, but not 9th grade. A super-shmen is one who has skipped both 9th grade and one other previous year.

Bob- "Dude, did you hear about that kid that slept through his first 3 classes?!?"
Jim- "Oh yeah, it was that shmen!"
Bob- "That is totally a shmen thing to do!"

by ImNotAShmen September 14, 2010

Shmen

Short version of the religion Mennonite, insulting someone by there appearance or something they do.

1.look at alec he is wearing jeans and a plad shirt what a shmen
2.guy#1 you smell like shit. guy #2 shut up you shmen.

by nhn,k,jkm December 16, 2017

shamentarpen

(noun, borrowed from German) a tarp deployed over a college football stadium to hide empty seats that would otherwise be seen by television cameras.

Baylor uses a shamentarpen to cover the fact that they can't get fans into the stadium, even when they have a Heisman winner at QB. Rice uses a shamentarpen over each end zone, but each of them covers a number of seats lower than the average Rice SAT.

by Frustrated_Monolingual August 6, 2012

Shemen

The warm, sticky fluid ejaculated from a women's uterus during an intense orgasm.

Damn, Amber! You just covered my chest with "shemen"!

by RedLightning69 June 8, 2016