Shafted

To be royally fucked either by an unfortunate situation or fucked regardless of preparation. To be shafted is to be utterly screwed over to the point of comfort is needed either from an object or consumption of food or contraband.

Friend - “How do you think you did on that calculus test?”

Me - “I felt bad about it but when I turned it in I knew that I got shafted.”

by Trevasaures June 16, 2018

left handed smoke shifter

A combination of snipe hunting and to be given the runaround. Part of the phrase, " Go find me a left handed smoke shifter" This is to be said to one of the more gullible members of the group. That member is then sent on a fool's errand, running from campsite to campsite as the people at each campsite tell him, " No we don't have one, but I heard so and so has one." In other words; something that doesn't exist that is used to send someone on a fool's errand.

My older brother told me to get the "Biggie does Bach" CD. Turns out it was a left handed smoke shifter.

by Andrew C October 17, 2005

Side-shafting

During the act of fellatio, the one who is sucking will suck one of the sides of the suckee's penis up and down, thus side-shafting. Side shafting may lead to what is known as the 'Ultimatum of Pleasure' which is the pre-ejaculation stage.

During a blowjob, the female may or may not side-shaft the man depending on how experienced she is or how good she wants the blowjob to be for the male.
Side-shafting can occur during a session of getting your cock sucked well.

by BallBagBaggins February 5, 2010

Shaft Bag

A shaft bag is a condom, used to describe, in a more degrading way; tool bags, tools and douche's.

You see a guy with sunglasses on, at night, in the club with or without a blowout haircut... Shaft bag. The guy that runs on the beach and checks himself out mid-run... shaft bag.

by jnick89 June 5, 2013

the shift

what irish people call snogging or making out

a fridget has never had the shift

i got the shift last night

he got shifted at school

she has never had the shift

fridget

by ginger gurl February 26, 2013

Shifting

Going to another Parallel reality.

"I wanna go to Hogwarts for real"
"Try Shifting"

by mrmalfoyswifey September 28, 2020

shaft-grasper

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.

Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."

by rmcanada June 20, 2013