A man whose charm and masculine powers of seduction render even the most empowered women vulnerable to him. A feminist's Kryptonite. Derived from William Shakespeare's "Taming of the Shrew."
Person 1: I hear Tim got into April's panties.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.
Person 2: Yeah, pretty impressive. She's always saying she doesn't need a man.
Person 1: He's a shrew tamer, all right.
by ontherocks456 December 11, 2010
by Shrew man January 20, 2020
...I see this shrew run into these shrubs. So I stood up, walked over to the shrubs and started stompin' around with my shrew stompers. I heard this high pitched shreak as my right shrew stomper came down on him. It wasn't dead though, so I looked around and sure enough, there was a cinder block. Well, being the highly evolved homo sapien that I am, I picked up the cinder block, moved my shrew stomper, and dropped the cinder block. The shreaking stopped after that. I looked toward the ocean, let out a BEEEEYAAAAAAAAY as I felt the cool ocean breeze blow my button up shirt back like a cape of glory. Then I went back to my seat and ashed in a walruses glass.
by Brandon Michael Hall September 27, 2007
A state in which one completely removes themselves form the outside world in order to create a personal utopia. Shrew mode consists of the silencing of one's mobile phone in tandem with complete ignorance of any landlines present. Ideally, it is a time spent in the nude wearing nothing but socks and perhaps a towel; however, certain residency restraints may prohibit this from being possible. A typical entrance to shrew mode consists of ingesting large amounts of THC while alternating between eating, laying on a couch/bed, listening to music, getting lost in one's own thoughts, ingesting more THC, jerking off, showering, and thoroughly enjoying that no one can contact you to ruin this heavenous endeavor. In the event that one shrew notices his silent cell phone lighting up signifying a received text message or incoming call, it is customary tradition to look away and curse whoever is trying to ruin your time.
Ex. 1 -
Froob: Bro, Leonard hasn't been answering his phone for a couple days
Vincent: Dude, he's probably in shrew mode
Froob: That's the 5th time he's gone into shrew mode this month, I wish I lived his life...
Ex. 2 -
Jones 1: Dude how come you didn't answer my calls all week?
Jones 2: Sorry man, I was in shrew mode from Monday til today.
Jones 1: Understood man.
Ex. 3 -
Chud: How come you never respond to my texts bro?
Savage: Because half the time I'm in shrew mode and half the time I ignore you because you're a douche.
Froob: Bro, Leonard hasn't been answering his phone for a couple days
Vincent: Dude, he's probably in shrew mode
Froob: That's the 5th time he's gone into shrew mode this month, I wish I lived his life...
Ex. 2 -
Jones 1: Dude how come you didn't answer my calls all week?
Jones 2: Sorry man, I was in shrew mode from Monday til today.
Jones 1: Understood man.
Ex. 3 -
Chud: How come you never respond to my texts bro?
Savage: Because half the time I'm in shrew mode and half the time I ignore you because you're a douche.
by Shrewbleton October 31, 2011
n. a person from the middle east. Golden in complexion perfectly complemented with a rough black beard. many sand shrews can be found traveling in caravans.
by America February 19, 2004
1. One, generally a female, who is incredibly annoying, obnoxious, and completely unaware of their complete stupidity.
2. A male who acts in such a completely feminine or ridiculous manner that no swear can describe his actions, and therefore he must be compared to an annoying female.
3. An attractive biddy who won't put out.
2. A male who acts in such a completely feminine or ridiculous manner that no swear can describe his actions, and therefore he must be compared to an annoying female.
3. An attractive biddy who won't put out.
1. Man, I hear that bitch posts on the masslive cheerleading forum and has a voice like an infected weasel. She must be a skank shrew.
2. Pull the tampon out of your ass and have a beer, fuckin skank shrew.
3. Good lord, look at that fine ass, i would just love to lay her down...fuck, it's a skank shrew.
2. Pull the tampon out of your ass and have a beer, fuckin skank shrew.
3. Good lord, look at that fine ass, i would just love to lay her down...fuck, it's a skank shrew.
by Jee Row January 11, 2009
by Anonymous September 16, 2003