shreked

When your boyfriend's mouth is so big that when he goes to kiss you he swallows your face

It's impossible to kiss Mike, I get shreked every time!

by Donster the Monster October 31, 2010

shreked

getting raped or fucked by shrek and enjoy it

i spread my butt cheaks for shrek as i got shreked

by bitchwhostolechritmas January 6, 2015

shreking

The sweet embrace that I sometimes receive when when a stranger asks me why I'm in his swamp.

"JONNY! You'd better not be shreking in there".

by zombifiedgrass December 14, 2015

Shreked

The act of fucking her right in the pussy, pull it out right at the cumshot you yell, " shhh it's all ogre now!!"

I got shreked last night man, his pull outgame is strong!

by Arael67 February 7, 2015

Shreked

When you get wrecked so hard it's as ugly as shrek.

alt: super wreked

damn malphite just penta killed them, they got shreked.

by RangaTempest January 16, 2017

Shreked

Adjective- Shreked: meaning being completely fucked. Derived from the word "rekt", the meme community decided to add the "sh" sound at the start, amplifying it's meaning.

"dude, that cold completely shreked my head..."

by Knyle December 9, 2019

shreking off

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

by A brogre December 26, 2013