Shtup

yiddish, colloquially for fuck. you can see where it came from nudge.

Oy, that goy needs a good shtup

by don't deny it October 7, 2005

SHOUP

A U. S navy vessel that rams itself up your anal cavity with a non-skid condom.

My anus hurts so much from that shoup.


I GOT SHOUPED.

I will shoup you...

by SHOUPERDOOP March 16, 2009

shpum

Shit, piss, and cum all mixed together.

I made him drink a cup of my shpum.

by Salival September 29, 2005

shmup

The Contra games are run 'n gunners you twit, not shmups.

Gradius, Batsugun, Gaiares, Ikaruga, Zero Gunner 2, Gunbird, Soukyugurentai -- those are shmups.

Contra, Alien Hominid, Gunforce, Gunstar Heroes, Gunner's Heaven -- those are run 'n gunners.

by LoneSage December 27, 2004

shtup

To shtup, contrary to what these morons have written here, means, literally, to stuff. It comes from Yiddish.

Think about it -- how do you get from "nudge" to "fuck"?

Related: after a male shtups to completion, he speichs.

Parental (read: grandparents) usage: Just shtup all the bags into the car so we can be on our way.

Modern usage: Q: So, how did your date go last night? You give her a shtupping? A: Oh yeah, I shtupped her like a thanksgiving turkey, then speiched all over her face.

by amess May 10, 2010

shlupter

Also known as the male sexual organ. Penis.

My shlupter would not fit in my girlfriend because it was so huge.

by Willy_The_Pimp April 25, 2006

Shpunken Towel

A cloth or peice of material, purposely set aside, stolen or purchased for the sole purpose of removing un-wanted ejaculatory matter from your bedroom/garments.

'Ahh dude, some fool decided to use my pillowcase as a shpunken towel..'

by thealmightyshpunk March 25, 2010