Spoink 

Variation of "spike" (also called meteor smash), a move in the Super Smash Bros. franchise that sends you at a downward angle with relatively high knockback.

Ganondorf's down aerial is the strongest spoink in the game.

Spoink by SpoinKoza April 25, 2020

Shponk

A fat worthless cat that does nothing but eat and shit. A waste of space.

More useless than a broken condom in a whorehouse.

Look at that fat bastard over there! He is such a shponk

Shponk by BlueDiesel November 17, 2020

Shoink 

Something very cool

“He’s cool like Shoink for real”

Shoink by Cristmus January 5, 2023

shploink

Shploink:

Actually this word has an important definition. Shploink is the characteristic sound made when a drop of water falls from a stalagmite. Along with blep, blip, and bloop, the shploink sound is often made (in a very high pitched, false octave) between two male, heterosexual men at a bar when they observe a true fox that looks or acts extremely prudish, and they want to communicate to each other (but on the down low) that they would like to knock the stalagmites off her pussy

Sean and Jacoby are at a bar:
Stupafine girl in a green dress walks by who appears to be too good for all men, and also acts like she is a nun and she is completely uninterested in anyone except J.C.O.L.A.S. and her family:

Sean: blep.. blip.. bloop.. bloop…

Jacoby: Shploink!

shploink by Seantae-4 the Dr. Dick July 16, 2007

Spoink 

When you don't prove your point correctly, then slip A over T

Spoink your point then mate

Spoink by TimJh January 6, 2017

Shdoink 

to slap someone in the face with your fallous.

that bitch was playing up so i shdoinked her!

Shdoink by TCourtzone March 13, 2008

spoink 

GR - to kill ones self while "pwning" or dominating another in a great numbers like 5 kill
GR = gameing reffrance

You just got spoinked noob.

OMG

spoink by NPEA_Leader October 7, 2007