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beardsley showdown

The rare occurrence when there is more than one beardsley in the same room. Once the Beardsley notices that she isn't alone, the beardsleys begin to argue about whose beard is thicker and more hearty and lush. In the end, the beardsley with the most disgusting beardsely traits will reign supreme, the inferior beardsley will be killed.

The powers of two beardsleys would be detrimental if the Beardsleys decided to team up against society.
This is gonna be bad, those Bearded women are giving each other the eye. There is going to be a beardsley showdown.
by Breather December 14, 2008
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sidewalk showdown

That awkward situation when you and another person are walking towards each other down a long sidewalk or hallway as you try not to make eye contact.
What to do if you find yourself in a sidewalk showdown...

a. Pretend you're looking at something when you're not,
b. Pretend to use your phone / ipod
c. Panic,
d. Stare them down
by MN Rainmakerzzzz March 23, 2010
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bathroom showdown

When you try to poop in a stall at work but there is someone in another stall doing the same thing.
I tried to poop during my lunch break but I lost the bathroom showdown and held my poop until I got home.
by kytx September 22, 2016
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Snowbowling

"I caught the spare with my second rope snowbowling urmom last night."
by AL-ODB April 4, 2008
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The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

This is a song from Lemon wich describes the battle between almost every hero in the world. It all started with Godzilla 'hopping' around Tokyo city. Then came Batman, Shaq, Aaron Carter, Abraham Lincoln, Optimus Prime, Indiana Jones, Chuck Norris and many others.

This song can be found with video on Newgrounds.
The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny

Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground.
When suddenly Batman Burst from the shade.
Hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade...

...This is the ultimate showdown
of ultimate destiny.
Good guys, bad guys and explosions.
As far as the eye can see.
And only one will survive. I wonder who it will be...

...Angels sang out in an immaculate chorus,
down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris.
Who delivered a kick,
wich could shatter bones,
into the crotch, of Indiana Jones...

...war went on for a century,
many lives were lost but eventually
a hero stood, the rest saw the better.
Mister Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
by UltimateShowdown April 13, 2010
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shotbow

Person 1: Yo dude whats that smell?

Person 2: Dude i just dropped a juicy Shotbow in your bathroom.

Person 1: Shit dude.
by bbdon October 25, 2014
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Slippery Showdown

While fucking a girl from behind, you grab an alcoholic drink of some sort and continue drinking while still fucking.
Lastnight while I was banging this chick I gave her one hell of a Slippery Showdown
by AproudAlcoholic March 27, 2010
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