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shoeface

verb - to tie a shoe to someones face using the laces, so their nose is in the shoe. Preferably done after the shoe has been worn for a long period of exercise. Can often make the person being shoefaced vomit.This works great if the vomit goes into the shoe.
1.Duncan lost the card game, so he got shoefaced.
2.If you don't stop prodding me, I'm going to shoeface you.
3.I'm sorry, i can't come into work today, because me and the boys are shoefacing Duncan.
by Weeedy April 22, 2007
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Shoelace

The pattern of a mans released load, forms the pattern of a shoelace.
Someone just pulled a Gary Coleman, and shoelaced the toilet seat.
by MG Boys November 21, 2004
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Shovel Face

A person who has grostesque facial attributes, resembling that of what a shovel would have. Someone who posseses a face that appears to have been struck repeatedly with a shovel.
by TannROK April 10, 2009
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shovelfuck

Man you got shovelfucked by Jamie!!!!
by tumme April 21, 2008
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Shovel Face

A nasty bitch who got hit in the face with a shovel when she was younger. Most likely will sleep with anything,including her boyfriends friends, and may cause projectile vomitting. Most likely gets picked on and beat up due to her facial deformity. Excretes and excessive amount of gak.
"Shovel face tried to get with him and he puked all over her!"
"I really like her guys but that nose man that nose!"
by tumme April 14, 2008
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showerface

The term showerface, originated from Bow E3, which is in east london.
the word shower face, or shower man
is somebody, who does what they have to.

the word showerface, has been interpretated differently from its original meaning.
it now means something good
such as, "yeah thats shower" meaning, yeh thats good
since then, it has also been shortened, and another word from within has been created.
which began by an mc from meridian called skepta.
sho sho, is a north london word which began in tottenham.
sho sho, just means somethings good
an example is

"Im a showerface guy, and im going on shower"
which was used by an mc called Skepta in lady sovereigns adidas hoody remix.

this basically means, he is the type of guy who does what he has to do, and he will do it.

the term was created by roll deep crew.
It was created, just before roll deep crew brought out there debut album, "in at the deep end" there is a documentary attached to the dvd, defining the word.
by Anjoo December 29, 2007
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Tying Shoelaces

A euphemism (another word for) giving a blowjob. Comes from the scene in Harry Potter and the half blood prince when Ginny and Harry are talking, and Ginny says "shoelace" and bends down to tie Harry's shoelace, but it looks like she's going to suck his cock.
Ron: where is Ginny?
Hermione: probably tying shoelaces.
Ron: what? whose?
Hermione: Harry's.
Ron: WTF?!
by SexyRanchDressingMan August 17, 2009
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