did you see loren and steph being shrumpettes yesterday, haha yeah, wat a bunch of dirty shrumpettes
by + Steph =]. June 19, 2008
Get the Shrumpette mug.Highly toxic degenerative complex that often affects males 5'8" or less in stature.
Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Can have a seroiusly adverse affect on those within earshot of persons afflicted with this unfortunate condition.
Symptoms and side affects of shortmans' syndrome can include:
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
- Snide, nasty bitchy comments and one-up-man-ship about anyone employed to work with/for the shortman
- Insecure behaviour, especially when others joke about small penises
- A fast car with a long bonnet
- Often seen "hanging out" at that bar, either sitting bolt upright on a bar stool or slouching in a booth, bragging loudly and buying anyone/everyone drinks and then getting really annoyed when no-one reciprocates
by Jasminenz January 9, 2009
Get the shortmans' syndrome mug.The piece of skin on a penis where the scrotum meets the shaft, this piece of skin is sensitive and can get extremely itchy and irritable. It also may get sweaty during Sexual Intercourse.
Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.
Shrumping: A weird sexual pleasure/fetish where the male lifts up his penis and rubs his "sweaty shrump" on the upper lip of the other sexual partner.
I have an Itchy Shrump.
by Yeahman149 July 16, 2010
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( an insult) (can be used as a joke)
( an insult) (can be used as a joke)
person 1. oi shrump, get over here!
charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!
person 1. Kills charv...
charv. naa leek ya lookin for a fight ya puuaa hippy, i'll deck ya!
person 1. Kills charv...
by james123 August 5, 2006
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