shortest horror story

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door.

you are the only man in the world left. you hear a knock on the door. shortest horror story

by dicky aboy February 20, 2020

bomb ass shortie

A woman that exceeds all expectations in terms of attraction. Will often be said wussup to in hopes of getting her booty.

Jessica Alba is a bomb ass shortie

by King of Inglewood May 13, 2006

Yeet your shortest friend day

go do this now

yeet your shortest friend day is amazing

by FruitLaverne November 4, 2019

Shortest Movie Ever

When a resolution to a conflict appears to be so simple and easy, in reference to the number of movies with easily identifiable resolutions early in the films runtime.

Character 1: “This place looks way too creepy, I think we should just leave”

Character 2: “No way, that would be the Shortest Movie Ever

by Supersonic94 January 14, 2023

Throw the shortest person you know

A day when you can throw the shortest person you know on the 2nd of November

Dwayne Johnson : do you know what today is
Kevin hart:no
Dwayne Johnson : throw the shortest person you know day
Kevin hart: Oh no

by I’mthattwin October 28, 2020

shooties

An expression of agreement or farewell

1. You want me to have it? Shooties.
2. Shooties, I'm out.

by David Hawaii May 5, 2007

Shortie

The smaller bottles of alcohol you can buy that come in 375 ml size.

My baby mommy hit me up for cash this week so I didn’t have enough for a full bottle so we gonna have to get jacked off this shortie instead.

by Bourbonwanderer August 31, 2019