Shoplifted

Shoplifting is an act of stealing in a store.

­"I shoplifted condoms in drugstore !..."
"They shoplifted those brand new Nike shoes in sportcenter."

by Karah October 31, 2007

shotlifting

Like shoplifting, except for social media. Shotlifting is when you take a screenshot of someone's social media post and repost it to your feed rather than reposting their original entry.

That bitch keeps shotlifting posts off my Twitter feed.

by The Scribble Cave July 1, 2020

SHOP LIFT

The best film group to ever exist they have made iconic movies such as Hey bud and Dookie Joes Germ house and many shorts and soon many more they don’t fall into any category’s they are there own category they are SHOP LIFT

(Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey man have you seen the number one movie on YouTube” (Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “why no I haven’t what is it?” (Man enlightened by SHOP LIFT): “Hey Bud by SHOP LIFT!”

(Man not enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “wow I should really watch that I think I will right now!”
14:27 minutes later
(Man who is now enlightened by SHOP LIFT) “that was literally the best 14:27 minutes of my life it was actually good quality content that didn’t even have its own category it was it’s own category it was SHOP LIFT!”

by SHOP LIFT June 11, 2019

Shop Lift

When an obssessed shopaholic's shopping bags get so overfilled that their husbands often use them as dumbbells

"Honey can I have my Tommy Hilfiger bag yet?" - Madonna
"No, I'm shop lifting! My muscles feel great!" - Brad

by MysteryMustaches May 7, 2010

Shoplifting

Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.

Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

shoplifting

letting someone pleasure you without returning the favor

Did you hookup with that guy last night?

Not really, I kinda ended up shoplifting him...

by kayharvey May 28, 2018

Shoplifter vibes

Shoplifter vibes: When someone in a store acts suspiciously—scruffy unwashed appearance, possibly signs of substance abuse or withdrawal, carrying empty bags, wearing bulky coats in warm weather, moving too fast, and avoiding eye contact—prompting staff or security to take notice.

Lee: Bruv, every time I go to the shops, the staff keep looking at me funny.

Frank: Bruv, maybe you're just paranoid. Or, you know, maybe you give off shoplifter vibes, LOL.

Lee: Maybe bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 9, 2026