Shoplifting

Having consensual sex with your partner, whilst secretly raping them in your mind.

Ashley's girlfriend thought they were having regular sex, but he was really shoplifting.

by James Gexton June 20, 2008

shoplifting

letting someone pleasure you without returning the favor

Did you hookup with that guy last night?

Not really, I kinda ended up shoplifting him...

by kayharvey May 28, 2018

shoplyfter

Porn film franchise about security guard, who detains shoplifting women, and coerce them to fuck in exchange of dropping charges

In the last Shoplyfter release , hot milf got caught for stealing buttplug and concealing it in her body orifice

by dildo777 August 30, 2023

Shoplifter vibes

Shoplifter vibes: When someone in a store acts suspiciously—scruffy unwashed appearance, possibly signs of substance abuse or withdrawal, carrying empty bags, wearing bulky coats in warm weather, moving too fast, and avoiding eye contact—prompting staff or security to take notice.

Lee: Bruv, every time I go to the shops, the staff keep looking at me funny.

Frank: Bruv, maybe you're just paranoid. Or, you know, maybe you give off shoplifter vibes, LOL.

Lee: Maybe bruv LOL.

Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese February 9, 2026

Shoplifting

Well, REE-lon and CuckerJew are allowed to do it so why can't everybody else, right?

Hym "Shoplifting is ALLOWED if you're REE-lon or KikerJew no 8 over there. That is exactly what they did too! I'm like Red Bull and YOU RETARDED ASSHOLES walked into the gas station that is Urban Dictionary and you snatched the Summer edition white peach Red Bull out of the coller and then ran out with it. What is the difference between Ree-lon and the people robbing those stores? BLACK. BLACK is the difference but APPARENTLY the white, retarded, nepotistic offspring if rich people don't have to live by the same standards. WHICH IS THE THING I SAID! I said that was the case about what was happening with the other retard! That's why I'm here! It isn't threatening your kids. It isn't anti-semitism. It's the retards. They have a retard coalition. They're all retarded but it's happening."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2025

Political Shoplifting

Political Shoplifting is when a government systems fails to recognize the financial distress of it's citizens and they have to shoplift food in order to survive.

I had to do some political shoplifting so I could eat this week as I got my power bill and my government fails to recognize the social security benefits they pay me don't cover all my bills.

by Awkward Life Subjects defined September 6, 2021

window shoplifting

when the arcane trickster uses mage hand on an item in the shop's window.
or
you can watch this video Window Shoplifting | Magic for Humans by Justin Willman it perfectly shows it.

Paladin: "Where did you get that?" pointing at the miscellaneous item in the rogue hand
Rogue: "I did a little widow shoplifting"
Paladin: "Don't you mean window shopping?"
Rogue: "Nope, window shoplifting."

by ein Baguette April 12, 2023