Herlock Sholmes

The sexiest version of Sherlock Holmes

Men: omg I Stan Sherlock Holmes !!!
Real men: Sherlock Holmes fell off, Herlock Sholmes is sexier

by CoolFood64 February 19, 2022

shotmergency

1. an extreme state of emergency in which there are shots that must be consumed instantaneously (consequences vary)

2. any time there are shots poured and waiting on a bar

bro 1: "Wake up, bro, we have a shotmergency."
bro 2: "Bro, it's 5:00 am."
bro 1: "SHOTMERGENCY!"
*Both take shots of plastic bottle vodka.*

by Brotocol May 26, 2011

shole

sure

"I shole wouldnt mind tappin' that ass"

by Yannick Noah July 5, 2003

showme

A leet was to say Voyeur - The act of spying on your gran when shes rubbing her clit in the shower.

calum baird watched jan as she masterbated ferociously

by JT November 18, 2004

Selectively Shomer

A Jew who is only shomer with Certain people and at Certain times.

Someone who doesn’t touch members of the opposite sex for religious reasons, however when a hottie wants to hook up, they make an exception.

My friend Shifra, told me she was shomer but I saw her touch Dovid the other day so I guess she’s Selectively Shomer.

-or-

Person 1: her Rivka wanna hook up on the next Shabbaton?
Rivka: no I’m shomer

Person 2: hey Rivka wanna hook up on the The next Shabbaton?
Rivka: omfg of course babe

Person 1: What? I thought you were shomer?!?

Rivka: haha no I’mSelectively Shomer!

by @sarahbellaweasley December 29, 2019

shomer

To abstain from touching the opposite sex due to a moral or religious upbringing

Levi is most definitely not Shomer, he loves touching woman.

by this is my pseudonym was taken February 7, 2017

shoemenders

something that's a load of crap, not very good at all, derived from "cobblers" which is a common expression in england. can be shortened to "shoe"

"see my car, that's a load of shoemenders"
"that film I saw yesterday was a load of shoemenders"
Wife: "Do you Like My New Dress?"
Husband : "No its a load of shoe"

by itchyscrot April 3, 2003