Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????
by KumDumpster May 12, 2022

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.
by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

by Lady Dick October 19, 2008

by city>united July 17, 2022

The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though
by relytreklaw April 15, 2022

man: hey look it's sam "stumpy" shoemake.
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
woman: oh yeah, he's one hell of a fat monkey cousin fucker
by Timmy the Retard September 12, 2022

by Big boy 89 April 21, 2017
