Trint Shoemaker

A twink boy who is everyone’s gay best friend and doesn’t realize it.

Dang bro, did you hear how Trint Shoemaker got friend zoned by every girl on Missouri States campus?????

by KumDumpster May 12, 2022

german shoemaker

a homosexual, a male who enjoys gay sex

1: Hey man, I met this guy named Jose the other night at the game. He's pretty cool.
2: What?! Hell no man that guy is a german shoemaker.
1: Oh snap.

by RamonDelFuego October 19, 2010

Joseph Michael Shoemaker

A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself

Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley

by Lady Dick October 19, 2008

Nick Shoemaker

The Dick Goomaker. He is the greatest south lead that there ever was. he had ridden twizzlers twisted gravity, need i say more?

Who’s that guy in the orange high vis polo? Oh that’s Nick Shoemaker, he’s a legend around here.

by Dick Goomaker May 21, 2025

Shoemaker

If you have this last name, you are, like, three feet tall, bald, and is bald. You also have no friends. You look like Caillou. Your first name is lucas. You know everything. You poop in back packs. Your head looks like an egg. You have a $2000 pc. You brag about your loading time into Sea of Thieves. You spend too much time on video games. You go out with boys on the weekends but with your pc on weekdays. You get scared when you see a picture of a spider. Your friend whose name starts with a "J" is really smart and tall. Your friend whose name starts with an "N" has curly hair and has a cool dog. Your friend whose name starts with a "B" is really tall and wraps around you when you are wrestling him like a wrapper to a piece of candy. Your friend whose name starts with a "D" is also short. Your friend whose name starts with an "L" is chunky and also likes to wrestle.

"Man that guy is a real Shoemaker!"

by SyrianKid November 12, 2020

cierra shoemaker

The most beautiful motherfucking girl in the whole wide world, sweetest human ever, amazing cook. Such a sweetie. Loves ranch waters a lil too much though

Cierra shoemaker is my future wife

by relytreklaw April 15, 2022

shoemaker

Used to refer to a crooked or incompitant lawyer. A lawyer that will be inattentive to clients cases and use a "one size fits all" approach.

When looking for a lawyer make sure he's not a shoemaker.

by Nishnob October 26, 2015