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shnart

Expression used when you sneeze, fart, and poop a little.
Guy 1: We got to go man I just accidentally layed a shnart!
Guy 2: Whats that?
Guy 1: When you sneeze,fart, and crap at the same time.
by Dman Dominguez September 8, 2008
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shaftne

Acne on your shaft; pimples on your penis
Magnus has really gross shaftne. It drizzles on girls when they give him head.
by Captain Footlong July 20, 2005
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Shaft Brothers

A term used to describe any guy that has fornicated with the same woman as you. It is like half brothers, but closer.
Mike: Hey bro, I just smashed with Shaquanda last night.
Garrett: Dude, I just beat those guts last week! We are shaft brothers. You are like my family now!
by piratesof2 July 17, 2016
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Shaft Torque

The downward force or pressure required to aim the head of an erect penis Morning Wood towards the toilet bowl to pee.
Shaft torque will vary from man to man based upon overall height, ball size, shaft size, and the opening of the toilet bowl.

The usage of shaft torque can be lessened by awkwardly bending over and attempting to angle your crotch towards the bowl.

WARNING: Do not use Viagra if you are not properly trained and certified in the use of shaft torque.

I applied too much shaft torque and couldn't squeeze out one drop.

Never EVER sit down and try to stuff morning wood into the toilet bowl. The shaft torque is unbearable.

Without the proper application of shaft torque, you will piss in your own face!

You're going to have to wait until that morning wood dies if you aren't brave enough to apply some shaft torque!

CAUTION: DO NOT CRUSH YOUR OWN BALLS WITH TOO MUCH SHAFT TORQUE!
by DMonkage June 2, 2014
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Shaftoed

(Adj, verb)
To drink in such volumes as to be an absolute bloody mess.
We had been on the goon for a while and were absolutely shaftoed.
by Goonlover98 January 3, 2019
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Steady Poop Shaft

This happens when you’re in the midst of pulling out in doggy style, and she lays a steamer that balances on your shaft.
Synonym: Relished my frankfurter
Josh:”Yo Jamie I can’t believe we had a steady poop shaft going last night
Jamie:”Ya Josh I just couldn’t hold it any longer”
Josh:”That stink had me rolling
Jamie:”Me too”
by anonymous December 9, 2020
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sack or shaft

hugely entertaining game played in drinking establishments. competitors take it in turns to display a small area of their genitalia through their trouser flies. the watching crowd then have to make their choice as to whether it is penis or testicle that has been exposed.
Boredom began to creep in, so a game of sack or shaft was initiated and quickly cheered everybody up.
by brown nose May 16, 2006
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