shmoo

An exclamation of dissapointment or sadness.

R -Hey Shaina...wanna go bone?
S -With you? Shmoo...

by Shaina G May 30, 2005

shmoo

A man who, while being hot but not the hottest person, has excessive amounts of sex with women. Often an alcoholic shmoos love the ladies and will bone anything when drunk enough, yes including wildabeast or mountain goats.

Who that guy hitting on all the ladies?
Must be a shmoo.

by PANTHERS May 13, 2005

shmoo

a squash shaped critter that tastes like chicken.

Li'l Abner discovered Shmoos when he ventured into the forbidden Valley of the Shmoon, against the frantic protestations of Ol' Man Mose.

by tomoko July 31, 2003

shmoo

having more than one of the same fruit

a shmoo of tangerines.

by roflitspaige December 13, 2008

shmoo

an interjection used when a situation is only mild in it's effect

Jack: We're late for the movie. Shmoo.

by Sqwerly July 29, 2003

shmoo

Shmoo is a slang term for crystal meth that originated in the southeast Texas region around 2001-2002.

Shmoo is also used to define the product used to cut ice/glass/crystal meth.

the phone rings, and you pick up and hear "Where is the shmoo?" or your friend says "My dope is full of shmoo"

by Bully Seaman June 9, 2008

shmoo

What I say when there's kids around, I want to say shit, and my sister ROLLS DOWN THE HILL AT 9292929299 MILES PER HOUR.

"She's DOING CARTWHEELS DOWN THE ROAD. HOLY SH... MOO!"

by sunburned January 28, 2005