shmod

June went so krazy when founding the shmunkagraph he had to make a new word to describe it to his followers

June:On shmod shmunky
Wok:What is blud babbling about 💯

by styzz fan May 9, 2023

Shmoed

when someone gets fucked, disrespected, bullied, or does something stupid

"Get shmoed"

by 2kmfantry July 22, 2021

shmording

Someone is shmording when they are being bitter, un-cooperative and generally a pain in your ass.

Anthony was shmording when he refused to peel off his face.

by Cordell Doemling August 30, 2008

shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010

Shmoitz

The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.

For example, "Sam, we have to remove these shmoitz pronto!"

by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018

Shmoil

A verb that can be used in any sentence to describe an action

Yo, let’s just shmoil to the store really quick and grab something to eat

He was taking too long to walk to my house so i told him to just shmoil over here.

by BigOrange September 12, 2019

mike shmidt

A true asshole. Even though he is one sexy man..

Look at Mike Shmidt! He can control the cameras!

by Mari!Bish February 1, 2015