Shist

A mist of shit - i.e. a very watery diarrhea that sprays, likely caused by the ingestion of laxatives. It tends to leave small droplets on the toilet and on surrounding areas.

I took a dulcolax and damn, I was shisting all over the place.

by im12andwatisthis May 9, 2014

Shade Shiste

an individual whom acts in a scheming and sneaky (weasel rat bastard) manner in select situations

Anthony Tavormina is a shadey shiste because one called him and saw him ignore the call. IN addition his cellphone is prepaid and he has a "wednesday shirt"!

by Flonson Khabot January 29, 2005

sheisty

Dates back to a 1850s lawyer in NYC using very ambiguous methods to obtain right in law suits. As his surname was something like Sheister a judge used "sheisty" as an adjective referring to methods that are immoral, impure, two-faced, opportunist, unreal, fake.

He's a sheisty guy. Don't use sheisty methods.

by arturelis October 18, 2004

Shmoist

not wet, not dry, but absolutely disgusting.

After Max and I spooned, I became extremely shmoist.

by So Shmoist August 11, 2010

sheist

a highly versatile word, usable in a wide variety of contexts and parts of speech:
1) sheist, verb: to steal, snatch, snag anything that rightfully belongs to someone else
2) sheisty, adj: questionable, deceitful, shifty
3) sheisted, adj: drunk, inebriated, not in one's right mind
4) sheist, interjection: "damn," "darn," curse used to express that one has been inconvenienced, or sheisted out of something

-Dude, I was sheisted out of my mind at that party last night!

-Awww SHEIST! I wish I was there!!

-Naw don't feel too bad... there were some pretty sheisty individuals there, & someone sheisted my wallet!

by Dabes90 August 14, 2010

sheister

A person who lies or uses questionable practices.

That used car salesman is a real sheister

by ajiggy November 25, 2003

sheist/ sheisty

a lying, cheating, dishonest, stealing, or simply shady mother fucker who steals $40 from his neighbors purse and makes you pay for pizza that night!!! what the fuck

I know that sheisty bastard cris stole my shit but hes not admitting to it...even though i saw him do it.

by "Jeremy" April 17, 2003