Shmilk

Person 1: “dude I’ve had nothing but alcohol for the past few days”

Person 2 “Dude that’s not healthy, maybe you should drink some shmilk to change it up a bit”

by Blankurchin31 May 12, 2022

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Smilf

Smilf: Based on the common phrase, "milf" (meaning "mom I'd like to f***"), a smilf is a single mom I'd like to f***.

Smilf: Any woman who is of an older age category who has no spouse or lover, whom one is sexually attracted to.

Examples of Smilfs vary based on opinion of attractive women. Woman must be older. Woman does not necessarily have to be a mother.

by Lukewhoisallknowledgable October 15, 2009

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Soccer-Mother-I'd-Like to Fuck

Look at sallys mom on the sideline.. Man I'd like to $#@# her..

by None YaBizness May 7, 2003

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SFMILF

(Sfff-millf)
Deriving from MILF, this term basically means a ...

Sister's
Friend's
Mum
I'd
Like (to)
F**k

This term was invented at Bosworth Waterpark, Leicestershire, when two boys noticed one of their sister's friend's mum was rather hot.

Joe #1: Hey, Joe look at my sister's friend, hott aint she?

Joe #2: Not bad, but check out her mum! shes hotter!

Joe #1: definetley!

joe #2: A bit of a sfmilf if you ask me...

by Jo.Zif July 6, 2007

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shilf

SHeep I'd Love to Fuck. Like a MILF, but for folks who are into sheep.

There are lots and lots of milf sites, but I have yet to find a shilf site worth bookmarking.

by tekwriter July 30, 2007

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smilf commune

A community where hot single moms live and raise their children with each woman contributing to the day to day needs of the commune based upon her skills, talents or profession. Helping each other in all aspects of life thus making deadbeat ex-husbands obsolete and not even worthy of being called baby daddies.

Maggie, dreaming out loud said to Scarlett, "Oh Scarlett, let's build Smilf Estates, our smilf commune. It will be Nirvana, I just know it. The Fabulous Femmes will all live and play together. Our children will have so much fun. I will be in charge of domestic affairs, cuisine and children's events. You will be in charge of wealth management, our wine cellar, fashion and finances. Pammie will manage our liquor cabinet, organize cocktail parties and dining out. Lisa will be in charge of academics and etiquette for the children. We can coordinate our dates, playmates and prowling. We shall never need or want for anything ever again."

by GiddyUpGirlFL February 1, 2009

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