beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

shmerh

"Shmerh" can be used in many situations, shmerh can be any emotion, or an insult, or just a word. shmerh is everything.

"Miley, you sexy piece of shmerh!"
"WHAT THE SHMERH!"
"She was being like...shmerhhh"
"how are you feeling today?" "Pretty shmerhhh, thanks for askinggg."

by Shmerh February 26, 2008

schmerr

Originated in beverley, western australia, this means nothing left to say.

"yeah"
"mmm"
(silence)
"SCHMERR"

by Lumo, H, kershman, Hershman and the Bev Bumz!!!! October 7, 2004

schmerr

Good cocaine, commonly used to party really bad and fuck chicks.

"hey bro you want to hit a line of schmerr"
"schmerr schmerr schmerr"
"I have so much schmerr in my nose I am going to fuck so many sluts"

by GJC66 December 20, 2009

Shmerv

A spare little scrap of chronic.. Originated in Sammamish, WA during the Wild West times. Used to describe chronic and people. First applied by DUKE

"Hey man, you got anything to blaze on?"

" Sorry bro, All I got is a little shmerv."

by OG SMOKEDOG September 10, 2009