shimerick

A limerick that is not very good. A merger of the words shit and limerick

That really was a shimerick, Bob, write another!

by kentmusicman August 29, 2006

Schmerica

You call a person shmerica that is blonde, doesn't stop talking when told, and is smart only when they need to be. They can come up with amazing come backs and people only wish they could think of.

Teacher: Will group one go up please?
Schmerica: Group blonde? Okay!

Teacher: Okay, now that you have your cards go find your partner quietly.
Schmerica: 5!!! WHO HAS A FIVE?!
Teacher: Schmerica! I said quiet.

by alyssa_lover May 22, 2007

shmersch

A teen with a super small penis that has very bad hair. He is self conscious and always travels with a hair brush. Very rich

Wow, did you see him? He's such a shmersch

by DTK2112 January 15, 2017

Sherick

Balls sugma

Sherick can sugma balls

by Ballssusamogus November 22, 2021

Shmeritty

When someone gets especially hot for a redhead and lives in persistent denial of their attraction.

"Wow it's obvious Mitchell is attracted to Gabby, he must be pulling a Shmeritty"

by Mitchell Shuttleworth Holden July 15, 2024

Shmeical

shmeical

Wow, that's definitely shmeical!

by Astrolovesmoths December 27, 2023

Smerick

The king of Smeat , Smerick will never admit defeat.

A man who never sleeps, the flavor his brisket is deep

God bless Asmericka.

Do you know Smerick? His meat is so Devine.

by Plutko July 31, 2025