Schmeow

Usings one's penis as a puppet.

Did he just schmeow at me?
He just schmeowed!
Schmeow!!!!
Vagina

by HKP December 21, 2007

Shmowzer

A person who completely fails at everything they try, even things that they themselves masterminded.

Joe Beerbottle has a good job, family and home. He quits his job and sells his house to start a buisness which fails and he loses all his money and his house. Joe Beerbottle is a Shmowzer.

One could also be a Shmowzer in a single moment like, spilling a beer they just poured for a girl, on the girl.

by muleonmushrooms October 3, 2009

sheowmsain

loosely translated it means do you know what i'm sayin'
a proclamtion
to be correct

i told you that was going to happen sheowmsain

by Keith August 23, 2004

blue-footed shmowlguin

a blue-footed booby bred with an owl, shmonkey, and penguin.

The blue-footed shmowlguin was dancing on one foot along the creekside wearing a sombrero saying "Eat mor Chikin" and "Hug the Tree-Nymphs!"

by Penguino170 May 26, 2009

Hoto Schmeow Meow

A person who walks, talks, and looks like a faggot pussy cat.

Can be shortened to schmeow.

David Bowie is a lyrical genius. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Boy George was so hip in the 80's. Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

Rob Halford from Judas Priest was so hard! Yeah, but he's a hoto schmeow meow.

by Wingnuttage September 9, 2010

sheow

A prolonged but quick "she" sound, with an "ou"-like sound from "ouch". Shee-ou.

Effectively sheow is used in place of "to laugh greatly" or like "lol" to "laugh out loud".

It's for use when an action is in progress and greater than "laughing" or "laughter" - or so I've seen it used.

It's loosely based on the Mandarin Chinese word "xiao"; which almost has a similar pronunciation and simply means "laugh".

"1d10t n00b: Cheese Gromit!
Ruined Name: sheow"

by frozeninforever April 20, 2006

SCHMEOW

a word to described a clean, cute, and good smelling vagina.

"now that i shaved, my schmeow looks so good"

by maceface January 24, 2008