shelty

description relating to an animal shelter; implies lacking attractive physical appearance

Can describe both animals and humans:
1) "Jack's new bitch from the pound is so shelty!"
2) Guy 1: "Damn man, look at that ass!" Guy 2: "No way, she's shelty!"
Also works in lieu of butterface and hotmess

by miranduh September 8, 2013

smelty

Something that smells (good/bad) and is melting (potientially unstable).

"That candle is smelty"

"Jack went all smelty on Jenna's behalf"

by GeorgiaKate June 13, 2007

shmelt

A burning or melting accident in which a body part is singed, burnt or melted.

A sigh of pain. Usually spoken with a german infuence.

Oh god! My shlong has been shmelted

I just put my doodle on an oven hob and now its shmelt!

by Hiffhin November 29, 2007

shmelt

Grade nines/freshman,

Friend 1 " dude look at all the shmelts!". Friend 2 " ha, they're so lame."

by just another shmelt September 11, 2011

shmelter

a total fag (may not mean a homosexual but a huge loser)

yo that new guy's a total shmelter

SHMELTER!!

by JD-O89 September 8, 2005

Shmelly Shmirk

The mischievous and giddy smirk (smile) one possesses after blasting a fierce, but silent, ass cloud of fart. Happy and riddled with the pleasure of knowing their shit crystals will soon latch onto the fines hairs inside their victims noses.

Larry stood patiently amongst his peers, gazing around with a Shmelly Shmirk waiting for the sour faces of whom just inhaled his ass air freshly squeaked from his turd cutter.

by Wordwhacker907 July 19, 2020

shmelt

Little girls that dont know their place in life

Alex is a shmelt. She need to learn her place in life.

by Bthompson8 October 23, 2009