Shmegma

The white substance on the surface of the males penis that shows up when u do not clean your penis in the shower.

by UrbanDictionmaster October 16, 2018

The particals found in the bong water of either a marijuana bong or a meth bong.

We can smoke the shmegma out of the bong after it dries.

by Stayrae2 June 17, 2022

SHMEGMA

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: yes i shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his shmeegle prime lets go.
N: shmeegle farming final boss

M: hey nick did you shmegma today?
N: ye of course, i actually shmegma'd twice.
M: bro is back in his prime.