SHMEALIE

The state of being like unto Greg Neil.

Greg was being particularly shmealie today.

by Matthew Van Horn November 15, 2003

Shmeel

A type of creature that is slowly becoming extinct. Most creatures are larger than the normal human but maintain the same shape. 80% are bearded and like to steal flowers.

Jim: Hey, Who's been playing in my garden
Parvez: Look at those footprints it can only be one thing
Jim + Parvez: A Shmeel

by illmatic13 May 11, 2010

shmeezie

a synonym for the wurd <slut> as in a chick who gets with anyone and everyone esp fo attention, may be shortened to shmeez

Daym, girl, you sh-MEEEEEzie!
Juanita is SUCH a shmeez.
Those classic fit GAP khakis make you look like a shmeezie, my dear child.

by The Ultimate Shmeez Herself :b May 19, 2003

shmerlin unit

a gang started up on the east coast of england by the most feared gangster of kent - s dot man. after terrorising the orpington area "its roughr than peckham unoe" he formed his own gang. aided by his accomplices merlin and the shepernator, the gang is now accountable for 90% of gun crime in london and the south east

guy 1: shuup prick
guy 2: u dont want me to ring up my shmerlin unit connexions
guy 1: im sorry im sorry anything but

by shmerlz March 23, 2009

shmeekie

thats the mf plug call

"Shmeekie!"

*Ethan Dugan preceeds to cum his pants*

by Max Dooley May 13, 2018

Shmeeting

A business meeting involving one to many drinks.

Hi honey I just got back from having a shmeeting.

by Meyuhh May 15, 2018

Shmeel

A shmeel is a saying that goes with what is the going. What’s the happening

Hey man what’s the shmeel

by Youngboydaggerdick October 24, 2018