Shmekle

A rather small penis

A Guy With A Huge Ego Yet a Small Penis

A Guy Who Acts Like He Has A Penis Yet Doesnt Have One
A Guy Who Claims He has a Big Penis but has a micro-penis

Aka Sammy H

"So did you hookup with Evan?"

"No he's a shmekle"

by Bi-bi-physcopath June 3, 2017

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shmeckleometer

A tool concockted to get the temperature of ones schmeckle.

My penis is getting warm, do you have a shmeckleometer

by Beefcake520 April 30, 2022

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thicc shekkles

Just a shit ton money.

Friend: "Hey, man. I just got paid. Look at all this cash."
You: "Oh man. Those are some thicc shekkles you got there."

by Rogue168 May 3, 2018

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A Shmeckle Shmurf (Full name: BAHAHHA Shmeckle Shmurf) is so unusaul but rare. There are only two in the world! They are very weird,quirky,perfectly imperfect,Loving. But if you hurt them you'll find they'll become far away.

Wow I found it! And Shmeckle Shmurf !!!

by Shmeckle Shmurf 1 May 7, 2018

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