Shleeb

A slightly overweight and average height male who is unathletic.

Mike - "Should we invite that new guy in the office to play some pickup basketball?" Frank - "Haha no way bro, he looks like a total shleeb."

by TC51 August 20, 2017

shmeet lord

A person with mega small fucking penis, aka shmeet

Jackson is the biggest shmeet lord on planet earth

by Shmeet lord123 January 28, 2017

Shmeeta

Your realest homies. You would die for these men.

Hey jaquavis has been hanging out with us for a long time, I think it’s time to make him a shmeeta.

by Kilimanjaro_6969 April 10, 2019

Shmebie

A short fat male with lots of belly roles.

Look that man is a shmebie

by Mc41 January 11, 2020

Shmeef

Inhaling air through your butthole and farting it back out.

“Hey, how you doing,” “Good, I just finished shmeefing.”

by Alexiscool December 27, 2021

Shmeen

a disappointment. In other words a waste of mass on the molecular surface of this earth.

You fucking shmeen.

by Sir hanglecock December 8, 2018

Shmeel

A vape or dab pen

Me: hey dude pass the shmeel piece

by Boo_69 December 12, 2021