Shmammered

When your so drunk your smashed and hammered all at the same time!

Motherfucker I’m fucking Shmammered and it’s only. Fucking 8 a.m in the morning hahaha!

by ^^OklahomaRedhottrod^^ January 17, 2023

Shmammered

A state of inebriation between smashed and hammered

I was shmammered last night..
I got shammered at that party last night..

by Islandoger February 3, 2010

shmammered

the state of mind when one realizes that they have had entirely too much to drink and is now being carried, wheeled, or thrown out of the area where the alcohol consumption is taking place

Holy Harrison!! Did you see that guys projectial vomit? He is SHMAMMERED!!!

by fanch6857 January 19, 2011

Shmammered

To be smashed and hammered at the same time.Drunk beoyond belief.

Man Im so ready for this weekend I wanna get shmammered

by Pirate Wood March 26, 2011