Schmagma

The cheese that gathers on your forskin.

Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

by Switch16 January 9, 2007

Shagmangle

The unexpected arrival of a family member to your home (usually on a friday night) , thus fucking up your weekend plans to get absolutely wasted/naked all weekend

Sorry darling my sisters just turned up after leaving her husband...looks like you'll have to put some clothes on and break out the chardonnay and milk tray, that's made a shagmangle of the weekend

by JRL1973 June 22, 2011

Shmarmalutz

A girl with a tight pair of yitz.

Achi did you see the Shmarmalutz on that sharmoota

by KoosRabi July 26, 2022

shmegma

A incorrect spelling of smegma. However a somewhat common error.

I gave my cousin a smegma version of a dirty sanchez while he was sleeping last night because he set me up with a swamp donkey that kicked me in the nuts when I gave her a jersey turnpike

by Blunt0r April 15, 2004

shmimi shmama

the universal word for EVERYTHING.
the user of the word is automatically identified as awesome

"Shmimi Shmama?"
"TOTALLY."

by Shmimi Shmama February 4, 2009

Shmigma

Perspiration of the scrotal area, more commonly called ball juice/sweat. Is very salty in taste and goes good with venison.

Hahaha you just got your dad's shmigma all over my face! Silly boy.

by oaf November 29, 2003

shagmaster

Someone who is really good at sex

I'd go back for more - he/she's a real shagmaster. You could learn a lot from him/her

by Dave July 8, 2003