shmunk

MONEY.chedda cheese.

Steve got his shmunk up. Pockets shmunky

by user_xman_00 February 20, 2022

shluck fuck

The female version of a hand job.

Jolina was quite pleased when her boyfriend agreed to give her a shluck fuck. It was a nice change of pace for her. She was used to giving handy mandy's.

by KabbalahMonster May 31, 2014

Shlonk

V. To do anything.

Shlonking is a lifestyle choice, a way to express how much better you are than any person who doesn't shlonk the same way you do. Use it as a replacement for any verb in the hopes that more individuals realize the importance of gang shlonk.

- Yo anyway man I was shlonkin margaritaville up in loft and I mean real BOOL hours have commenced on God and this fucker comes by talking all that wack shit about get out da loft Im like me guy ur in my crib what are you GASSING bruh

- You put that shit on shlonk?

- Hell yeah man I shlonked that fucker half to death with my louisville slugger giveaway bat I got at the game last week fuck you mean

- Aii word imma shlonk you later that shits crazy fr

by VladimirShlonkenberry February 2, 2019

slunk

Slunks are underage calves trailing afterbirths and bacteria, generally in unsanitary and unfit condition. A calf may not be sold as food until it reaches a minimum age of six weeks. Prior to that time it is classified as a slunk.

Slunk trafficking is subject to a heavy penalty.

by Danny Valentine December 1, 2010

slunk

SLAM DUNK!!!

WOW!! That was a massive slunk!

by Terrysaurus July 24, 2012

shunk a dunk

to doo doo. to drop a deuce. to poop. or to tell someone off.

"dude, it's about to come out...i gotta shunk a dunk before its too late..."

by Fatty Fresh Buns March 2, 2008

shlonk face

a man or boy who has a penis on their face or head

omg that man is such a "shlonk face"

by billy gouche October 22, 2008