by cyberphunkisms April 19, 2006
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Sharaf isn't your average person, infact he's better and he knows it. He's funny, caring, smart and speaks his mind. Anyone that disagrees is a hater. Boys want to be him and girls want to be with him. With a heart of gold, and muscles of steal, Sharaf gives Ryan Gosling and Zyzz a run for their money; they call him The Sharafinator. Sharaf's charm, good looks and massive cock has the bitches kissing his feet, but only one girl knows his true value. He is her king, her world, her everything.
Sharaf isn't your average person, infact he's better and he knows it. He's funny, caring, smart and speaks his mind. Anyone that disagrees is a hater. Boys want to be him and girls want to be with him. With a heart of gold, and muscles of steal, Sharaf gives Ryan Gosling and Zyzz a run for their money; they call him The Sharafinator. Sharaf's charm, good looks and massive cock has the bitches kissing his feet, but only one girl knows his true value. He is her king, her world, her everything.
"Dude, its a cockfest. Where are all the chicks?"
"In Sharaf's bed."
"Bro I think gym's paying off."
"Relax, you think you're Sharaf or something."
"Omg, look at Sharaf over there!"
"You so want his D."
"Bitch I aint even gonna lie..."
"In Sharaf's bed."
"Bro I think gym's paying off."
"Relax, you think you're Sharaf or something."
"Omg, look at Sharaf over there!"
"You so want his D."
"Bitch I aint even gonna lie..."
by cookiemonster8875 October 18, 2013
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This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
This is a term, or phrase, invented by the undersigned as a rejoinder to a poet who said (and many other writers agree) that "cellar door" is the most poetic phrase in English. I alleged, in response, that "salaried whore" would do just as well, and is a more stimulating term.
by Pierre de la Ramee February 17, 2010
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Student: "BARF-A-SCHLARF"
by The Creator :) December 22, 2012
Get the Barf-a-schlarf mug.A change of employment status from a full-time, salaried position to an Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) without the security, benefits and perks usually associated with full time work.
"At least with a layoff, I'd know I was out of work, but apparently this Adaptive Non-Salaried Position (Adaptive-NS) reclassification is supposed to make me think I'm making a sideways move - just without health care, retirement benefits or any notion of a future. Do I look that stupid?"
by Gainfully Funemployed October 21, 2009
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