Beard salad

The name given to the ass bush that grows unchecked on an individual who has been in a coma for at least 1 year. Also called a fur diaper.

Excuse me Pal, what the hell are you doing combing through and tossing about my paralyzed fathers beard salad?

by Ranchgirls December 12, 2020

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salad shit

When the shit you took has little bits of salad and other veggies that you ate the previous day.

Person 1: I just took a shit before, and when I got up to admire it, saw the lettuce and veggies from Cobb Salad I had for lunch yesterday!

Persin 2: Oh nice, you took a salad shit!

by LonePooper January 25, 2018

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Heavy Salad

Heavy Salad - Hard work, when something is stressful or too demanding it is heavy salad..

Mike: This is fucking hard work this kid!
Justine: I know mate, heavy salad that.
Mike: Tell me about it kid...

by Winston Whisper I June 22, 2012

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Shadam

A Voltron ship that died long before the series took place but most fans still love it and hope for it and god, now I have 3 ships in the fandom...

Fan #286261: Shadam all the way!
Fan #248357: I think the ship name Adashi is much better!
*Fans bicker over better ship name*
Me: Guys! It's the same ship! Although I do like Adashi a lot better!
*Shadam ship name supporter those chair at my head*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop July 22, 2018

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Shad language

Shad Language is a language created by the mysterious Shadsters (Shad ancestors) It is a highly expressive and fun language that is known for its easy pronunciation and unique vocabulary.

Example words: Neo = Dumpster, Toes = Sauce.

Shadow using Shad Language: Wow! Look at that smelly Neo! (Wow! Look at that smelly Dumpster!)

by ShadowKeen June 26, 2023

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