shitbrick

A lazy, self-pitying young professional, particularly in the field of software development. One incapable of doing even the most mundane tasks without complaining.

He is such a shitbrick. All he does is walk around with his hands behind his back sighing.

by Frustrated Engineer October 5, 2005

shitkick

To kick the shit out of someone. Literally.

Fuck, I wanna shitkick that motherfucker.

by mickz April 27, 2005

shitflicking

To browse through your phone looking at endless and meaningless shit. An activity which is both mind numbing and time consuming.

'Why are you laughing at your phone? What are you looking at?' 'Oh nothing, just shitflicking.'

by JP&AKB June 17, 2018

shitdrinker

one who sucks so bad, they quite obviously drink shit.

That guy who wouldn't book our band was a real shitdrinker.

The drummer from the PB Army is a shitdrinker.

by PB Navy August 25, 2003

shitclicker

A person who text messages and/or plays video games on their PDA or phone while using a public washroom.

While sitting in a stall at McDonald's, my defecating silence was broken when I was joined by another entering the cubicle next to me. To my disappointment, this one was a shitclicker. The peace was broken only by his periodic giggle or the incipit clicking of the tiny keys on his Blackberry.

by DoctorWatson July 30, 2007

Shitdicker

A word used to describe douchiness mixed with gayness

You see that guy?
Yeah, he's such a shitdicker

by DerpDeDurr October 17, 2009

shitdick

Insult that implies that the object is a homosexual.

What the fuck is wrong with you, shitdick?

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003